“I know. I’ve already put a ticket aside for him. Right,” she muttered as she came out, dusting off her hands as though she was emerging from the murky depths of the great Australian Jenolan caves. “I need to go shopping, like right now.”
“Macface, I have plenty of sex and glamour in there. You’re up to something.”
“Don’t be silly,” she muttered, not meeting my eyes. “Right, I best get a move on. Won’t be long.”
Deciding not to make an issue of her subterfuge, I waved her off warily and went to have a shower. When I was done and my hair dry, I pulled on my favourite silky robe from Pretty Plum Sugar and popped a set of heated rollers in my hair. Then I descended the stairs, grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge, and sat on the couch with Henry to watch the Saturday afternoon footy.
Henry watched it for the game. Me, I had no clue what they were doing running around tackling each other for a ball. As much as I could commend them for their athleticism and fiery determination to pound each other to the ground, I just watched it for the little shorts.
E: Go Melbourne Storm.
J: Are you serious? They have three injured star players. Manly Sea Eagles will kick their ass.
I didn’t reply because that was about as technical as I got when it came to football.
Half an hour later, a knock came at the door.
“Are you expecting anyone?” I asked Henry.
Henry took a break from shouting at the referee on the television to shake his head. “Nope.”
“I’m not answering it with freaking rollers in my hair.”
Henry gave my rollered hair a speculative look.
“You should. Then maybe whoever is at the door will see your freaky assed hair-do and think twice before knocking on the door again in the middle of a footy game.”
He didn’t budge and I sighed as we did a silent rock, paper, scissors, and I squealed in unconcealed delight when I pulled out the scissors to Henry’s paper. That was unheard of.
E: I just won my first RPS in like two years.
J: Woohoo. What do you win for that?
E: Not having to answer the door to whoever is knocking of course.
I snatched the packet of chips out of Henry’s hand and made for the stairway.
“Hey,” he grumbled, getting up to answer the door when the knock came for the second time.
I slammed the bathroom door behind me and began makeup preparations for Glamour Goddess. Glamour, as every woman knew, involved understated eyes with thick black lash extensions and full red lips. When I stepped back to view the results, I knew Mac would approve. I finished pulling the rollers out of my hair and pinned the long thick curls across to the side so they fell in a waterfall over my shoulder.
Hearing voices, I wandered back downstairs in search of Mac and my new and supposed sexy and glamorous outfit. Instead, I found Henry, Mitch, and Tate standing around the kitchen chatting and drinking beer.
Mitch was Mac's other older brother and a detective with the Sydney City police. Tate was his partner. Twenty-five to Mitch’s thirty-one, Tate had a short black buzz cut, pale blue eyes, and a penchant for playing online Halo, which was some kind of science fiction slash war type computer game. Apparently, it was serious business in his books and involved an online international team of like-minded individuals and a headset. I wondered if that meant he fit my geek requirements.
“Hey, beautiful,” Mitch exclaimed when I rounded the kitchen.
“Hey, Mitch.” I smiled and leaned in to kiss his cheek.
“You remember my partner, Tate?” He motioned to Tate standing next to him.
“Of course,” I murmured and gave Tate my best smile when I leaned forward to take his hand. I’d met Tate at Steve and Jenna’s house once when we visited one weekend.
Tate looked a bit dazed, so I was pleased to know I didn’t look like complete ass.
He smiled back. “Nice to see you again.”
“Are you both right for a drink?” I asked, and they both nodded as I opened the fridge to grab another bottle of water.
“Hussy?”
“Nah, I’m good, Sandwich.”
“To what do we owe the honour of your presence?” I asked, unscrewing the lid and throwing it in the bin.
Mitch raised his eyebrows. “Mac didn’t tell you?”
I looked to him in confusion. “Uh, no?”
“I told her we’d come to your show tonight at the Florence Bar and thought we’d stop by for a drink first.”
“Oh, that’s so nice!” I said, my eyes sparkling excitedly.
“It’s purely selfish. Having all of you here is awesome, Evie. It gives us an excuse to go out and listen to music and pick up hot chicks.”
All three chuckled in a male bonding moment, and I rolled my eyes.
“Have either of you been to the Florence Bar before?” Henry asked Mitch and Tate.
Mitch nodded in reply as he took a sip of his beer.
“I have too,” Tate said and paused. “To arrest someone.”
I looked at him in horror. “Oh my God, seriously? What kind of dive is Mac sending us to?”
Tate laughed. “I’m just kidding. I have been to that bar before, though, and it’s really nice, classy.”
“Yeah, Mac did say that.”
Speak of the devil.
Mac came rushing through the front door, kicking off her shoes and throwing all her shopping bags in the direction of the couch.
“Lordie, give me that drink,” she ordered, snatching the bottle out of my hand before I’d even managed a sip.
“Hey!” I went to grab it back but she danced out of reach, and I was not prepared to wrestle her for it wearing nothing but a robe over my silky underwear.
I grumbled and went to the fridge to get another one.
“Hey, Mitch, Tate,” she said, giving them both a kiss on the cheek before guzzling down the water. “Christ, the shops were bloody awful. You owe me big, Evie.”
I whirled around with the new bottle in my hand. “Excuse me? This is all on you. You’re the one that bitched about my clothes and insisted on the shopping expedition.”
“God, you’re a bloody whinger. Wait till you see what I got you!” She smiled wickedly and I felt my hands grow clammy with fear.
Three sets of male eyes glazed over at the talk of shopping, and they rapidly evacuated the kitchen for the greater comfort of the couch and the last quarter of football.
“Where is it?” I asked.
She picked up all the bags off the floor, where Henry had flung them to make couch space, and came back over just as the Rice Bubble trio put in an appearance from next door.
I scanned the pile of bags on the kitchen bench, eyes wide with disbelief. “All that is my outfit?”
“As if!” She snorted.
She picked up a tiny little bag out of the massive pile and thrust it at me. “This one’s yours.”
“You two been shopping again?” Jake asked as he entered the kitchen to inspect the contents of the fridge. This went on for several moments as Jake appeared to be willing something magical to appear from the barren shelves. When nothing did, he grabbed a beer.
“Mac’s been shopping. Has she ordered all of you about what you have to wear too?”
He rolled his eyes as he twisted the top off the beer and threw it in the bin. “Yep. Honestly, I have to wear a shirt.” He shook his head in disgust.
“A shirt?” I squealed in mock horror. “No!”
He flipped me the finger as he escaped to the lounge room.
I put down my drink and had a peek in the bag. It didn’t look like much, just a couple of black scraps. I sighed.
“What time do we have to leave?”
She glanced at her watch. “Shit. Half an hour!”
Mac grabbed an armload of the bags and raced up the stairs.
I chatted with the guys for a few minutes before Jake, Frog, and Cooper headed off to the bar early to help with the setup. Just before we had to leave, I hit my room with my little bag of scraps to get dressed. Mac was ready in record time because she was just leaving her room when I got to the top of the stairs.
I stopped to admire her form. “Wow, Macklewaine!”
She winked and did a posh twirl to show off her gorgeous red dress. It was short, showing off her long golden legs, with a high neck and long sleeves, but the back dipped dangerously low, like to the top of her ass crack low. Mac was the master of deceptively modest clothing.
“Don’t be long,” she called over her shoulder as she headed down the stairs. “We need to get going soon.”
I went to my room and threw the two black scraps on. The top turned out to be a little bustier, nude underneath with black lace over the top. It was strapless with a sweetheart neckline and built in underwire so I didn’t need a bra. The skirt was a black leather mini and not fully fitted. It had a band around the top, little pleats that helped it flare out at the hips, and lovely pockets, but it was short. It probably wasn’t meant to be that short, but I had long legs, and they were definitely on display.
I wondered what the hell Mac was thinking.
Opening the bedroom door, I shouted down the stairs.
“Macface!”
“Yeah?” she shouted back up.
“Can you come here a sec?”
“No. Just hurry up and get dressed. We need to get going!”
“Mac! I can’t wear this. There’s too little of it!”
“Christ, Sandwich, stop shouting nonsense and hurry up downstairs. There’s no time to bugger about trying to find something else to wear. It’s too late.”
I could hear the smugness in her voice. I wanted to stomp all over that smugness. Instead, I went to my wardrobe, grabbed my bag and my big black trench coat so I could cover my almost nak*d chest, and stomped angrily down the stairs to the lounge room.
“Jesus,” Henry muttered as everyone looked my way.
“Evie,” Mac exclaimed innocently. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. You look fine. Right, guys?”
Mitch and Tate were eyeballing my cl**vage with equally glazed expressions.
“Christ,” Mitch muttered.
“It certainly does show off your chest to advantage, doesn’t it?” She smirked with satisfaction.
My glare at Mac was a frosty promise of retribution. She raised one eyebrow to tell me that she didn’t really give a shit.
I started to shrug on my coat before she ripped it out of my arms and tossed it away. “You’re not wearing that thing. It’s too bloody hot.”
“Mac,” I wailed in exasperation.
“Nope. Come on,” she bossed. “Mitch has ordered us a cab, and I just heard it tooting out the front.”
Mac wrestled me out the door and into the warm night air, piling me into the cab that would take us to the Florence Bar.
“I know you’re up to something, Mac, and I don’t like it.”
“Rubbish.” She snorted. “I’m not up to anything. There’s nothing wrong with one friend wanting another to look her best.”
“I don’t think almost nak*d is the way to do that, Mac.”
Mac ignored me and started up a conversation with Tate the whole way into the city.