"I need you to be strong, Bitterblue," Mama says. "Stronger than ever, for things are going to get worse."
PART ONE
Stories and Lies
(Nearly nine years later, August)
Chapter 1
QUEEN BITTERBLUE NEVER meant to tell so many people so many lies.
IT ALL BEGAN with the High Court case about the madman and the watermelons. The man in question, named Ivan, lived along the River Del in an eastern section of the city near the merchant docks. To one side of his house resided a cutter and engraver of gravestones, and to the other side was a neighbor's watermelon patch. Ivan had contrived somehow in the dark of night to replace every watermelon in the watermelon patch with a gravestone, and every gravestone in the engraver's lot with a watermelon.
He'd then shoved cryptic instructions under each neighbor's door with the intention of setting each on a scavenger hunt to find his missing items, a move useless in one case and unnecessary in the other, as the watermelon-grower could not read and the gravestone-carver could see her gravestones from her doorstep quite plainly, planted in the watermelon patch two lots down. Both had guessed the culprit immediately, for Ivan's antics were not uncommon.
Only a month ago, Ivan had stolen a neighbor's cow and perched her atop yet another neighbor's candle shop, where she mooed mournfully until someone climbed the roof to milk her, and where she was compel ed to live for several days, the kingdom's most elevated and probably most mystified cow, while the few literate neighbors on the street worked through Ivan's cryptic clues for how to build the rope and pull ey device to bring her down. Ivan was an engineer by trade.
Ivan was, in fact, the engineer who'd designed, during Leck's reign, the three city bridges.
Sitting at the high table of the High Court, Bitterblue was a trifle annoyed with her advisers, whose job it was to decide what court cases were worth the queen's time. It seemed to her that they were always doing this, sending her to preside over the kingdom's sil iest business, then whisking her back to her office the moment something juicy cropped up. "This seems like a straightforward nuisance complaint, doesn't it?" she said to the four men to her left and the four to her right, the eight judges who supported her when she was present at this table and handled the proceedings themselves when she was not. "If so, I'll leave it to you."
"Bones," said Judge Qual at her right elbow.
"What?"
Judge Qual glared at Bitterblue, then glared at the parties on the floor awaiting trial. "Anyone who mentions bones in the course of this trial will be fined," he said sternly. "I don't even want to hear mention of the word. Understood?"
"Lord Qual ," said Bitterblue, scrutinizing him through narrowed eyes. "What on earth are you talking about?"
"In a recent divorce trial, Lady Queen," said Qual , "the defendant kept mumbling about bones for no reason, like a man off his head, and I will not sit through that again! It was distressing!"
"But you often judge murder trials. Surely you're accustomed to talk of bones."
accustomed to talk of bones."
"This is a trial about watermelons! Watermelons are invertebrate creatures!" cried Qual .
"Yes, all right," said Bitterblue, rubbing her face, trying to rub away her incredulous expression. "No talk of—"
Qual flinched.
Bones, finished Bitterblue in her own mind. Everyone is mad. "In addition to the findings of my associates," she said, standing to go, "the people on Ivan's street near the merchant docks who cannot read Shall be taught to do so at the court's expense. Is that understood?"
Her words were met with a silence so profound that it startled her; her judges peered at her in alarm. She ran through her words again: The people Shall be taught to read. Surely there was nothing so strange in that?
"It is in your power to make such a declaration," said Qual , "Lady Queen." He spoke with an implication in every syl able that she'd done something ridiculous. And why should he be so condescending? She knew perfectly wel that it was within her power, just as she knew it was within her power to remove any judge she felt like removing from the service of this Court. The watermelongrower was also staring at her with an expression of sheerest confusion.
Beyond him, a scattering of amused faces brought the heat crawling up Bitterblue's neck.
How typical of this Court for everyone else to act mad and then, when I've behaved in a perfectly reasonable manner, compel me to feel as if I were the mad one.
"See to it," she said to Qual , then turned to make her escape. As she passed through the exit at the back of the dais, she forced her small shoulders straight and proud, even though it was not what she felt.
IN HER ROUND tower office, the windows were open, the light was beginning to change to evening, and her advisers weren't happy.
"We don't have limitless resources, Lady Queen," said Thiel, steelhaired, steel-eyed, standing before her desk like a glacier. "A declaration like that, once you've made it public, is difficult to reverse."
"But, Thiel, why should we reverse it? Shouldn't it distress us to hear of a street in the east city where people can't read?"
"There will always be the occasional person in the city who can't read, Lady Queen. It's hardly a matter that requires the direct intervention of the crown. You've now created a precedent which intimates that the queen's court is available to educate any citizen who comes forward claiming to be il iterate!"
"My citizens should be able to come forward. My father saw that they were deprived of education for thirty-five years. Their il iteracy is the responsibility of the crown!"
"But we don't have the time or the means to address it on an individual basis, Lady Queen. You're not a schoolteacher; you're the Queen of Monsea. What the people need right now is for you to behave like it, so that they can feel that they're in good hands."
"Anyway," broke in her adviser Runnemood, who was sitting in one of the windows, "nearly everyone can read.
And has it occurred to you, Lady Queen, that those who can't might not want to? The people on Ivan's street have businesses and families to feed. When do they have time for lessons?"
"How would I know?" Bitterblue exclaimed. "What do I know about the people and their businesses?"
Sometimes she felt lost behind this desk in the middle of the room, this desk that was so big for her small ness. She could hear every word they were being tactful enough not to say: that she'd made a fool of herself; that she'd proven the queen to be young, silly, and naïve about her station. It had seemed a powerful thing to say at the time. Were her instincts so terrible?
"It's all right, Bitterblue," said Thiel, more gently now. "We can move on from this."
There was kindness in the use of her name rather than her title. The glacier showing its will ingness to recede.
Bitterblue looked into the eyes of her top adviser and saw that he was worried, anxious that he'd harangued her too much. "I'll make no more declarations without consulting you first," she said quietly.
"There now," said Thiel, relieved. "See? That's a wise decision. Wisdom is queenly, Lady Queen."
FOR AN HOUR or so, Thiel kept her captive behind towers of paper. Runnemood, in contrast, circled along the windows, exclaiming at the pink light, bouncing on the bal s of his feet, and distracting her with tales of consummately happy il iterate people. Final y, merciful y, he went away to some evening meeting with city lords. Runnemood was a pleasant man to look at and an adviser she needed, the one most adept at warding away ministers and lords who wished to talk Bitterblue's ear off with requests, complaints, and obesiances. But that was because he himself knew how to be pushy with words. His younger brother, Rood, was also one of Bitterblue's advisers. The two brothers, Thiel, and her secretary and fourth adviser, Darby, were all about sixty or so, though Runnemood didn't look it. The others did. all four had been advisers to Leck. "Were we short-staffed today?" Bitterblue asked Thiel. "I don't remember seeing Rood."
"Rood is resting today," said Thiel. "And Darby is unwel ."
"Ah." Bitterblue understood the code: Rood was having one of his nervous episodes and Darby was drunk. She rested her forehead on the desk for a moment, afraid that otherwise she'd laugh. What would her uncle, who was the King of Lienid, think of the state of her advisers? King Ror had chosen these men as her team, judging them, on the basis of their previous experience, to be the men most knowledgeable about the kingdom's needs for recovery.
Would their behavior today surprise him? Or were Ror's own advisers equal y colorful? Perhaps this was the way in all seven kingdoms.
And perhaps it didn't matter. She had nothing to complain of when it came to her advisers' productivity, except perhaps that they were too productive. The paper that piled itself on her desk every day, every hour, was the evidence: taxes levied, court judgments rendered, prisons proposed, laws enacted, towns chartered; paper, paper, until her fingers smel ed like paper and her eyes teared at the sight of paper and sometimes her head pounded.
"Watermelons," Bitterblue said into the surface of her desk.
"Lady Queen?" said Thiel.
Bitterblue rubbed at the heavy braids wound around her head, then sat up. "I never knew there were watermelon patches in the city, Thiel. On my next yearly tour, may I see one?"
"We intend your next tour to coincide with your uncle's visit this winter, Lady Queen. I'm no expert on watermelons, but I don't believe they're particularly impressive in January."
"Could I go out on a tour now?"
"Lady Queen, it is the very middle of August. When do you imagine we could make time for such a thing in August?"
The sky all around this tower was the color of watermelon flesh. The tal clock against the wal ticked the evening away, and above her, through the glass ceiling, the light darkened to purple. One star shone. "Oh, Thiel," Bitterblue said, sighing. "Go away, won't you?"
"I will , Lady Queen," said Thiel, "but first, I wish to discuss the matter of your marriage."
"No."
"You're eighteen, Lady Queen, with no heir. A number of the six kings have sons yet unmarried, including two of your own cousins—"
"Thiel, if you start listing princes again, I'll throw ink at you. If you so much as whisper the names of my cousins—"
"Lady Queen," Thiel said, talking over her, completely unperturbed, "as little as I wish to upset you, this is a reality that must be faced. You've developed a fine rapport with your cousin Skye in the course of his ambassadorial visits.
When King Ror comes this winter, he'l probably bring Prince Skye with him. Between now and then, We'll have to have this discussion."