Sophronia looked accusingly at Dimity. “I thought your parents were progressive!”
“They are, but that doesn’t mean I’ve met many werewolves before now.”
“No?”
“Well, any, even.”
Sidheag laughed. “Believe me, they dinna act all wonderful en masse.”
“His wound healing like that was remarkable,” said Sophronia.
“Oh, don’t, Sophronia.” Dimity put a hand to her head and looked pale.
Preshea said, “I hear they make the best… ooh la la.” She wiggled her torso suggestively.
Sophronia could feel her face heating at the very thought, and she knew for a fact that her blush wasn’t pretty at all. It mashed in with her freckles and made her look feverish and blotchy. She was under orders not to blush at all if possible.
“Practice, I suppose,” said Sidheag, deadpan.
“Had some personal experience, have you?” needled Monique.
“Dinna be disgusting. Pack is family!” Sidheag looked revolted, which only encouraged Monique.
“Wagging tails at you, were they?”
Sophronia jumped in to rescue Sidheag before the girl did something violent. “It must have been a fascinating childhood, being raised in a pack.”
“It was more like having six assorted fathers with very decided opinions on upbringing.”
Dimity perked up. “Really? Strict parents? Mine, too. What about your mum?”
Sidheag shook her head. “That’s why they sent me here; all of them were between wives. Gramps decided I was getting a mite unfeminine and needed polish.”
“Imagine that,” said Monique. “Me agreeing with a werewolf.”
Dimity said, “You might be better off not having polish. Mummy finished here, so there was no chance I could avoid it. But you’re a lady already by rights; why not go off and have a proper ladylike life? Mummy says I daydream overmuch and I ought to learn to kill something once in a while. But you don’t have to.”
“Except you keep fainting,” pointed out Sophronia.
“True. I’m afraid I’m doomed to be a terrible disappointment to her.”
Sidheag grimaced. “There’s my advantage. Old Gramps dinna know how a young lady ought to behave, so he’s bound to be pleased by any improvement.”
“Even if only a very minor one?” Monique added.
“Exactly!” Sidheag said with a grin, choosing to ignore the insult. She had quite a nice smile; it crinkled the edges of her strange yellow eyes. Sophronia wondered if those eyes had to do with her werewolf ancestry.
Bumbersnoot came waddling in.
The girls continued dropping gloves and indicating the drop with a slide of the eye and lowering of the lid. It quickly became a matter of then rushing to pick them up, as Bumbersnoot seemed to think this a lovely new game. He would try to get to the fallen gloves first and swallow them, at which juncture they would have to wait for him to emit them out the other end—that is, if they went into his storage compartment, and not his boiler.
“Oh, really!” exclaimed Preshea in distress when she was not quite fast enough. Bumbersnoot got to her lavender glove first and smeared it with a drop of boiling drool from his internal steam engine before she was able to pull it away.
“I don’t know why you keep that thing around,” said Monique. “It’s a terrible nuisance, and I’m certain you’re going to be in masses of trouble if anyone finds out.”
“You going to tell?”
Monique took deep offense. “I’m not a snitch!”
“Your one redeeming character trait?”
“Oh, la,” said Monique. “I happen to enjoy being flawless.”
“Don’t you think he’s moving slower than before?” Dimity wondered, reaching down to pat the top of the little mechanimal’s head. Bumbersnoot’s tail began to tick-tock in pleasure, but it did seem less rapid than usual.
Sophronia frowned down at her pet in concern. “He probably needs to be fed.” She’d not managed to visit the sooties again. Someone else had been thinking of Bumbersnoot’s health, however, for last week one of the mechanical servants had appeared at their door with a platter. Upon lifting the silver lid, the girls found a small mound of coal and nothing else. Not even a note. Sophronia had surmised both whom the platter was for and whom it was from. She also surmised that it was now her turn to visit Soap to renew the acquaintance and extend her gratitude.
She’d not mentioned the sooties to anyone but Dimity, and even then not in any detail. Dimity had been rather dismissive, and Sophronia figured it was best to keep the sooties to herself when possible.
As they watched, Bumbersnoot’s interest in the fallen gloves waned and the flow of steam from his underbelly began to slow. He sagged down, and his tail stopped moving.
“Oh, dear,” said Dimity. “Poor little mite.”
Sophronia waited until the others were asleep before climbing out of her cot, pulling on a dressing gown, and letting herself into the hall. The gas lights were doused for the evening, and it took valuable moments for her eyes to adjust to the gloom.
As soon as they did so, she made out a shape that caused her heart to pound in her breast. It was the conical metal form of a mechanical maid. The creature was stilled in its tracks, with no steam escaping from under the crude white pinafore someone had dressed it in. It was either dead or asleep. Nevertheless, the maid was between Sophronia and any possible access to the outer hull of the airship. I wish I knew more about the workings of these faceless mechanicals. Can it see me, the way Frowbritcher could see me, or will it only notice when I’m in its way? Does it matter if I move slow? Or fast?
Sophronia decided to simply proceed with as much caution as possible. She flattened herself against the wall and inched toward the maid, attempting not to step on the tracks, worried that any vibration might transfer to the mechanical.
She moved closer and closer, and then, sucking in to make herself as skinny as possible—glad she was in her nightgown and not full skirts—inched past the maid.
The mechanical did not stir. Sophronia made it. Throwing caution to the wind, she took off down the hallway.
At that, the maid whirled to life and came after her, far faster than any household mechanical Sophronia’s mother had on staff. No alarm bell sounded, however. Sophronia charged through a door and onto an outside deck, past another slumbering mechanical, and slid nimbly over the railing to hang suspended on the other side.
The mechanical on the deck also awoke as she passed. It was a footman model, faceless like the others, but wearing an old-fashioned manservant’s white lace cravat. The cravat fluttered as the mechanical’s internal steam engine puffed to life. It began trundling back and forth. However, it did not sound the alarm, either, and its tracks did not allow it to spot Sophronia on the other side of the railing.
Sophronia barely breathed. She noticed that the previous week’s book-balancing, dancing, and lessons with Captain Niall had given her new muscles and better balance. She found this position far more comfortable than she had the first time around.
She also found that edging along the outside of the rails, jumping from deck to balcony to deck, was far easier. This school really is training me.
She flung herself, almost automatically, at Lady Linette’s private balcony—the one with the rope ladder. From there she climbed down and into the hatch of the boiler room with a sense of relief. At least this part of the ship did not house any professors. She was liking the school rather more than she had thought possible and would prefer not to be asked to leave just yet. She was fairly certain that pursuit of food for an illicit mechanimal was not an acceptable activity.
The boiler room was far quieter at night than it had been during the day. But it was still active. The massive ship had to be kept afloat, and the balloons must be augmented by both heat and propeller action. Plus, Sophronia had to assume, much of the rest of the ship ran on steam power—the kitchens, the gas containment, the glass platform, the lighting, the heating, the tea.
She had intended merely to sneak in, liberate some coal, and sneak out—a plan far simpler to execute when the outside of the ship was as dark as the inside. But someone observed her stealthy entrance, and even as Sophronia was straightening up, the small, cherubic face of a young boy appeared next to her elbow, grinning.
“Well, well! Who are you, then?” The boy had a bit of a French accent and a very cheeky demeanor. He was also much younger than any of the other sooties, with remarkably twinkly eyes. Sophronia suspected those eyes of being green, but it was impossible to tell by the light of the boilers. He had dark, cropped hair, trousers that were too big, and an upmarket-looking cap. An incongruous character all round. He was also slightly less smudged than any sootie Sophronia had seen before. Only slightly, mind.
“Good evening,” said Sophronia. “I’m a friend of Soap’s.”
“Who isn’t?”
“Point taken. I’m Sophronia.”
“I heard of you. The Uptop Soap’s sweet on.” The boy grinned at Sophronia again, showing dimples.
“How old are you?” was all Sophronia could think of to say to that.
“Nine,” said the boy, sidling up to her.
“Are you a sootie?”
“Nope.” The boy winked. Actually winked!
“Then what are you doing down here?”
“I like it here.”
“How’d you get in?”
“Came in, like you.”
“You from up top as well?”
“Sort of.”
Frustrated, Sophronia said, “I only came for some coal.”
“Well, let me go wake Soap.”
“Oh, no need to disturb him.”
“ ’Course there’s need. Why do you think I was set to watch the hatch? Waiting on the ghost of boilers past? He’ll box my ears if I don’t tell him you came.”
“What’s your name?” Sophronia felt no compunction about disregarding proper introductions with a child.
“They call me Vieve.”
“Odd name.”
“Suits me.”
“Right. I’m going to go over there and get some coal. Does that meet with your approval, Vieve?”
Vieve gave her another one of his dimpled grins and scampered off, holding his trousers up with one hand. He returned moments later, before Sophronia had a chance to collect any coal, with a sleepy Soap in tow.
They made for an odd pair: the scamp of a nine-year-old in overlarge clothing and the tall, gangly sootie with shirtsleeves so short his wrists poked out the ends.
“Good evening, miss.” Soap’s dark face lit up with that wide, white-toothed smile.
“Are you well, Soap?”
“Well and good, miss, well and good. Got my little meal, did ya?”
“Yes, thank you. Bumbersnoot and I were most appreciative.”
“Bumbersnoot?” wondered Vieve.
“The miss here’s landed herself a mechanimal.”
The young boy’s face lit up. “You have a real live mechanimal! Can I see it?”