I figured it was only a matter of time until the cops showed up and shut it down, and I didn’t want to be there when they did. I left my unfinished beer and plastic fangs on the table and was considering how best to step over the kid passed out across the sliding door to the kitchen when Charlotte caught up with me.
“You’re leaving?” she asked.
And I don’t know what made me say it, except that I was tired from sitting there and watching the sloppy falling action of the party, but I shrugged and told her, “Well, yeah. I mean, it’s a terrible party.”
“It really is,” she agreed. “But no one’s going to remember that on Monday.”
“All anyone’s going to remember is the pirate ship filled with beer.”
“And that Ezra Faulkner showed up without a costume,” she teased.
“Screw you, I’m a vampire!” I insisted.
“Really?” Charlotte grinned, leaning toward me. “Should I be afraid?”
She stared up at me through her eyelashes, and I realized that the conversation had turned uncomfortable, and we were at one of those parties no good ever comes from, and she wasn’t wearing all that much, and I was covered in body glitter.
“So, uh, Happy Halloween, Char,” I said, awkwardly stepping around the kid who’d passed out in the doorway.
“Ezra, wait,” Charlotte said. “Before you go—can we talk?”
I told her okay and led her into the laundry room. Charlotte sat on top of the dryer, and I sat on top of the washer, watching her examine the ruins of her manicure.
“I miss us,” she said, still staring at her nails.
I hadn’t been expecting that, and it threw me.
“Charlotte, you’re drunk,” I pointed out. “And you’re dating Evan.”
“Evan and I had another fight,” she blurted. “You and me were so good together, Ezra. I wish we hadn’t broken up.”
She put her hand on my leg, and I was surprised to see that she was serious.
“Well, we did,” I said matter-of-factly.
“I know. But, like, we could get back together.”
She squeezed my leg and tilted her face toward mine, daring me to kiss her. For a moment, I let myself imagine it. The taste of her lips, the curve of her back, the br**sts that were so obviously spilling out of her gold bra-top. And then I imagined Evan opening the door and finding us there. Except it wasn’t Evan, it was me, five months ago, at a different party, because this was the way things were with Charlotte: so impulsive, and so meaningless.
“No,” I said, removing her hand from my leg. “We can’t. It’s not a good idea.”
Charlotte’s lips trembled for a moment, and then she composed herself, leaving me wondering if I’d imagined it.
“Why not?” she demanded. “You don’t have a girlfriend, and Evan would get over it. I mean, don’t you ever think about how we used to cuddle on my couch after school, and I’d bake cookies, and you’d get nervous that I might burn them when we kissed? Or the time we went to the OC Fair and you gave me ten dollars and told me to win you a stuffed animal? Or that time we double-dated with Jimmy and that freshman who spilled her Slurpee on his lap during the movie and we couldn’t stop laughing?”
I did remember those things, and I couldn’t help but smile at the memories of them. They seemed like part of my childhood; they seemed forever ago.
“See, you’re smiling,” Charlotte said, encouraged. “And I know you think I’m drunk, but I had like four beers, so I’m not even that bad. And this is different. Remember last year on the beach when you asked me to be your girlfriend and then on Monday the whole school wished they were us? We could be that couple again. It doesn’t even matter that you were on the debate team for like two seconds, or that you dated that snotty redhead. Seriously, I don’t even care about those things. We can pretend the last five months never happened.”
Charlotte stopped babbling long enough to look up at me, her expression pleading.
“We could,” I said gently, “but I don’t want to.”
“I’m sorry, did you just reject me?” Her eyes narrowed in disbelief.
But the thing with Charlotte was that she’d only mentioned the good parts of what we’d had. I wondered if she’d conveniently forgotten how she’d tormented me with her moodiness while we dated, picking fights over nothing. How she’d given me shopping lists for her birthday and Christmas, and I always still managed to get it wrong. How I never got to pick the movie, how she put her own presets in my car because I listened to “depressing hipster crap.” The offensive grammar in her text messages, and the way she freaked out if I took too long to text back. How she always volunteered me to be the designated driver at parties, even for her friends, and how she always copied Jill’s Spanish homework at break because I refused to let her have mine.
For a moment, I wondered if I should just tell her that she was a selfish, reckless girl who thought the world owed her something simply because she was pretty, and that I didn’t want to be around when she discovered it didn’t. But of course I couldn’t. Around her, I found it impossible to conjure much of anything worth saying.
“Look, Char, I think you’re great,” I said. “You know that. But you don’t want to date me. We’re not even remotely compatible. I’m sort of a nerd. I have a limp and a lousy car and I hate it here so much that I sit in the UCE library after school pretending that I’ve already left.”