An announcer, young guy, comes out on the stage and introduces us. Many of the voices carrying through the vast space quiet down and then even more when I start to play the guitar. And when Camryn leads the first song, her voice is so sultry that she pretty much gets everyone else’s attention in no time.
We go through four songs to an awesome welcoming crowd who are dancing, getting drunk, and trying to sing along. The vibe in the bar is explosive, and I love it.
Camryn walks down the three steps from the stage with her mic in hand and makes her way toward her victim. Before the song is over he’s dancing with her, having one helluva time. When his hands get too close to parts only I’m allowed to touch, Camryn, like a professional, smiles and continues to sing to him while pushing him away.
Then we take a short break.
Camryn pulls me off toward the back of the stage as the voices rise up all around us again.
“I’ve gotta go to the bathroom,” she says.
I pull the guitar strap over my head and set the guitar against the back wall.
“You go and I’ll get us a drink,” I say. “Do you want anything?”
She smiles, nodding. “Yeah, just get me whatever, I don’t care.”
“Alcoholic?” I ask.
She nods again and kisses me, pretty eager to break away quickly probably so she doesn’t pee on herself.
“Oh, and why don’t you do the next song solo tonight?” she suggests.
“Really? Why?”
She comes up closer and rests her hands on my chest. “You do that song better by yourself, and I think I’m done for the night. I’d like to watch you.” She pecks my lips. She’s so much taller in those shoes that she’s looking me straight in the eyes.
If that’s what she wants, I’m good with it. I don’t want to push her.
“All right, I’ll sing it alone,” I say. “It’ll make it easier to seduce my two girls out there, anyway.”
She smiles and says with a little laughter in her voice, “Don’t overdo it, Andrew. Remember what happened the last time.”
“I know, I know,” I say, waving her on.
She turns around, and I smack her on the butt as she scurries off toward the restrooms.
Camryn
14
When I make it into the restroom, there’s a line of women waiting for empty stalls. The air is thick with liquor breath, perfume, and cigarette-smoke-laden clothes. A stall door will open and shut with an obnoxious bang every few seconds as people come and go. I go to wash my hands first, having to cram myself in between two drunk girls sitting on top of the counters on either side of me. Thankfully they’re the overly nice kind of drunk, because I can’t deal with a fight-ready rude one tonight. They apologize for being in the way and move over to give me some space.
“Thanks,” I say and reach out to turn on the water.
“Hey, you’re the singer chick,” the girl on my left says, pointing her finger at me and smiling. She glances at her friend on the other side and then back at me.
“Yeah, that’d be me, I guess.”
I’m so not in the mood for bathroom conversation. The longer I linger in public restrooms, the grosser I feel.
“You two are great,” she says, beaming.
“Yeah, seriously,” her friend says. “What the hell are you doing singing in bars, anyway?”
I just shrug and squirt more soap from the dispenser into my hand and try to avoid them as kindly as possible.
“Yeah, really,” the one on my left adds. “I’d pay to see you play.”
OK, so I’m not entirely immune to compliments. I smile and thank her again.
When two more stalls become free, they jump at the opportunity and shut themselves inside. Soon after, they wave good-bye and wish me good luck with my “music career.” When I’m almost the only one left, I turn to the mirror, but I don’t look at myself. Instead, I reach into my pocket and take a pill, washing it down with water from the sink.
It’s just to take the edge off.
Then I look at myself, pushing the pill and the guilty feeling I get every time I take one, far into the back of my mind. I make up excuses to justify taking them, and I almost fool myself. But I know that the guilt I always feel is there for a reason.
In less than eleven minutes, I don’t care about the guilt, the excuses, or the edge anymore, because that part of my brain has been numbed.
I run my fingertips underneath my eyes to wipe away any smudged mascara, then blot the oil from my face with toilet paper. I have to look good when I go back out there. I feel great, but I have to look as good as I feel.
Pushing myself through the crowd, I find Aidan and Michelle standing behind the enormous bar and join them. I then remember Andrew was getting me a drink, but I’m not walking back through all of those people just to get it.
“You two are fantastic!” Michelle shouts over the noisy crowd. She hugs me, and I return it, feeling my pill-induced smile stretching hugely across my face.
I turn to Aidan. “What did you think?”
“I agree with Michelle!” he says. “You should write your own music and play here more often. I get all kinds of talent scouts in here. And celebrities.” He points to the back wall, where a series of autographed photos of various musicians and movie stars hang in an even line. “Get a head start with your own material,” he goes on. “I bet you two would easily land a music contract within a year.”
I’m so high right now that he could tell me he thinks we suck and have no future in music at all, and I’d still smile like this, letting his words go through me like air.