"Whoever he is, he's lucky," Jimmy said. "If anything ever happened to me, you're the only one I'd let operate on me."
"Thanks, Jimmy."
And, of course, with Jimmy, there was always a joke.
"Did you hear the one about the man who had a strange pain in his ankles? He was too cheap to go to a doctor, so when his friend told him he had exactly the same pain, he said, 'You'd better get to a doctor right away. And tell me exactly what he says.'
"The next day, he learns his friend is dead. He rushes to a hospital and has five thousand dollars' worth of tests. They can't find anything wrong. He calls his friend's widow, and says, 'Was Chester in a lot of pain before he died?' " 'No,' she says. 'He didn't even see the truck that hit him!' " And Jimmy was gone.
Paige was too excited to eat dinner. She spent the evening practicing tying surgical knots on table legs and lamps. I'm going to get a good night's sleep, Paige decided, so I'll be nice and fresh in the morning.
She was awake all night, going over the operation again and again in her mind.
There are three types of hernias: reducible hernia, where it's possible to push the testicles back into the abdomen; irreducible hernia, where adhesions prevent returning the contents to the abdomen; and the most dangerous, strangulated hernia, where the blood flow through the hernia is shut off, damaging the intestines. Walter Herzog's was a reducible hernia.
At six o'clock in the morning, Paige drove to the hospital parking lot. A new red Ferrari was next to her parking space. Idly, Paige wondered who owned it. Whoever it was had to be rich.
At seven o'clock, Paige was helping Walter Herzog change from pajamas to a blue hospital gown. The nurse had already given him a sedative to relax him while they waited for the gurney that would take him to the operating room.
"This is my first operation," Walter Herzog said.
Mine, too, Paige thought.
The gurney arrived and Walter Herzog was on his way to OR Three. Paige walked down the corridor beside him, and her heart was pounding so loudly that she was afraid he could hear it.
OR Three was one of the larger operating rooms, able to accommodate a heart monitor, a heart-lung machine, and an array of other technical paraphernalia. When Paige walked into the room, the staff were already there, preparing the equipment. There was an attending physician, the anesthesiologist, two residents, a scrub nurse, and two circulating nurses.
The staff were watching her expectantly, eager to see how she would handle her first operation.
Paige walked up to the operating table. Walter Herzog had had his groin shaved and scrubbed with an antiseptic solution. Sterile drapes had been placed around the operating area.
Herzog looked up at Paige and said drowsily, "You're not going to let me die, are you?"
Paige smiled. "What? And spoil my perfect record?"
She looked over at the anesthesiologist, who would give the patient an epidural anesthesia, a saddle block. Paige took a deep breath and nodded. The operation began.
"Scalpel."
As Paige was about to make the first cut through the skin, the circulating nurse said something.
"What?"
"Would you like some music, doctor?"
It was the first time she had been asked that question. Paige smiled. "Right. Let's have some Jimmy Buffet."
The moment Paige made the first incision, her nervousness vanished. It was as though she had done this all her life. Skillfully, she cut through the first layers of fat and muscle, to the site of the hernia. All the while, she was aware of the familiar litany that was echoing through the room.
"Sponge. . . ."
"Give me a bovie. ..."
"There it is. . . ."
"Looks like we got there just in time. ..."
"Clamp. ..."
"Suction, please. ..."
Paige's mind was totally focused on what she was
doing. Locate the hernial sac ... free it ... place the
contents back into the abdominal cavity ... tie off the
base of the sac ... cut off the remainder . . . inguinal ...ring . . . suture it ...
One hour and twenty minutes after the first incision, the operation was finished.
Paige should have felt drained, but instead she felt wildly exhilarated.
When Walter Herzog had been sewn up, the scrub nurse turned to Paige. "Dr. Taylor ..." Paige looked up. "Yes?" The nurse grinned. "That was beautiful, doctor."
It was Sunday and the three women had the day off.
"What should we do today?" Kat asked.
Paige had an idea. "It's such a lovely day, why don't we drive out to Tree Park? We can pack a picnic lunch and eat outdoors."
"That sounds lovely," Honey said.
"Let's do it!" Kat agreed.
The telephone rang. The three of them stared at it.
"Jesus!" Kat said. "I thought Lincoln freed us. Don't answer it. It's our day off."
"We have no days off," Paige reminded her.
Kat walked over to the telephone and picked it up. "Dr. Hunter." She listened for a moment and handed the telephone to Paige. "It's for you, Dr. Taylor."
Paige said resignedly, "Right." She picked up the receiver. "Dr. Taylor. . . . Hello, Tom. . . . What? . . . No, I was just going out. ... I see. ... All right. I'll be there in fifteen minutes." She replaced the receiver. So much for the picnic, she thought.
"Is it bad?" Honey asked.
"Yes, we're about to lose a patient. I'll try to be back for dinner tonight."
When Paige arrived at the hospital, she drove into the doctors' parking lot and parked next to the new bright red Ferrari. I wonder how many operations it took to pay for that!