'Thanks! Now I've got crap all over my pants!'
'You should know when to let go,' he said mildly.
'You liked it!'
'Maybe,' he said, 'but I don't like you.' And when he saw the hurt and anger deepen on her face, he added:'! mean I do,just not that way.' But of course people have a way of saying what they really mean when they're shaken up.
Four nights later, in Dippers, someone poured a glass of beer down the back of his shirt. He turned and saw Frankie DeLesseps.
'Did you like that, Baaarbie? If you did, I can do it again - it's two-buck pitcher night. Of course, if you didn't, we can take it outside.'
'I don't know what she told you, but it's wrong,' Barbie said. The jukebox had been playing - not the McMurtry song, but that was what he heard in his head: We all must know our place.
'What she told me is she said no and you went ahead and f**ked her anyway. What do you outweigh her by? Hunnert pounds? That sounds like rape to me.'
T didn't.' Knowing it was probably hopeless.
'You want to go outside, motherfuck, or are you too chicken?'
'Too chicken,' Barbie said, and to his surprise, Frankie went away. Barbie decided he'd had enough beer and music for one night and was getting up to go when Frankie returned, this time not with a glass but a pitcher.
'Don't do that,' Barbie said, but of course Frankie paid no attention. Splash, in the face. A Bud Light shower. Several people laughed and applauded drunkenly.
'You can come out now and settle this,' Frankie said, 'or I can wait. Last call's comin, Baaarbie!
Barbie went, realizing it was then or later, and believing that if he decked Frankie fast, before a lot of people could see, that would end it. He could even apologize and repeat that he'd never been with Angie. He wouldn't add that Angie had been coming on to him, although he supposed a lot of people knew it (certainly Rose and Anson did). Maybe, with a bloody nose to wake him up, Frankie would see what seemed so obvious to Barbie: this was the little twit's idea of payback.
At first it seemed that it might work out that way. Frankie stood flat-footed on the gravel, his shadow cast two different ways by the glare of the sodium lights at either end of the parking lot, his fists held up like John L. Sullivan. Mean, strong, and stupid: just one more smalltown brawler. Used to putting his opponents down with one big blow, then picking them up and hitting them a bunch of little ones until they cried uncle.
He shuffled forward and uncorked his not-so-secret weapon: an uppercut Barbie avoided by the simple expedient of cocking his head slightly to one side. Barbie countered with a straight jab to the solar plexus. Frankie went down with a stunned expression on his face.
'We don't have to - ' Barbie began, and that was when Junior Rennie hit him from behind, in the kidneys, probably with his hands laced together to make one big fist. Barbie stumbled forward. Carter Thibodeau was there to meet him, stepping from between two parked cars and throwing a roundhouse. It might have broken Barbie's jaw if it had connected, but Barbie got his arm up in time. That accounted for the worst of his bruises, still an unlovely yellow when he tried to leave town on Dome Day.
He twisted to one side, understanding this had been a planned ambush, knowing he had to get out before someone was really hurt. Not necessarily him. He was willing to run; he wasn't proud. He got three steps before Melvin Searles tripped him up. Barbie sprawled in the gravel on his belly and the kicking started. He covered his head, but a squall of bootleather pounded his legs, ass, and arms. One caught him high in the rib cage just before he managed to knee-scramble behind Stubby Norman's used-furniture panel truck.
His good sense left him then, and he stopped thinking about running away. He got up, faced them, then held out his hands to them, palms up and fingers wiggling. Beckoning. The slot he was standing in was narrow. They'd have to come one by one.
Junior tried first; his enthusiasm was rewarded with a kick in the belly. Barbie was wearing Nikes rather than boots, but it was a hard kick and Junior folded up beside the panel truck, woofing for breath. Frankie scrambled over him and Barbie popped him twice in the face - stinging shots, but not quite hard enough to break anything. Good sense had begun to reassert itself.
Gravel crunched. He turned in time to catch incoming from Thibodeau, who had cut behind him. The blow connected with his temple. Barbie saw stars. ('Or maybe one was a comet,' he told Brenda, opening the valve on the new gas canister.) Thibodeau moved in. Barbie pistoned a hard kick to his ankle, and Thibodeau s grin turned to a grimace. He dropped to one knee, looking like a football player holding the ball for a field goal attempt. Except ball-holders usually don't clutch their ankles.
Absurdly, Carter Thibodeau cried:'Fuckin dirty-fighter!'
'Look who's ta - ' Barbie got that far before Melvin Searles locked an elbow around his throat. Barbie drove his own elbow back into Searles s midsection and heard the grunt of escaping air. Smelled it, too: beer, cigarettes, Slim Jims. He was turning, knowing that Thibodeau would probably be on him again before he could fight his way entirely clear of the aisle between vehicles into which he had retreated, no longer caring. His face was throbbing, his ribs were throbbing, and he suddenly decided - it seemed quite reasonable - that he was going to put all four of them in the hospital. They could discuss what constituted dirty fighting and what did not as they signed each other's casts.
That was when Chief Perkins - called by either Tommy or Willow Anderson, the roadhouse proprietors - drove into the parking lot with his jackpots lit and his headlights winking back and forth. The combatants were illuminated like actors on a stage.
Perkins hit the siren once; it blipped half a whoop and died. Then he got out, hitching his belt up over his considerable girth.