I, myself, reflect that it’s getting to be a real small ocean.
As the big frigate bears down upon us, Flaco climbs back into his ship and waves us off. “Adiós, mis queridas! Remember your Flaco is waiting breathlessly for your return!”
With that, Flaco Jimenez and El Diablo Rojo are gone.
I turn my attention to the ship that approaches from the north.
“Joannie, pull down our black colors and put up the Faber Shipping flag. Yes, and the U.S. flag, too. They will board us to search the ship for contraband—to make sure we are not violating the Embargo. All they will find is a big pile of goobers, so be calm. Here they come.” The ingots are all painted and hidden in the ballast, and the contents of the treasure cask are concealed ’neath my floorboards.
The USS Chesapeake slackens her sails and heaves to and lowers a lifeboat in which are six sailors, a naval officer . . . and a young Marine officer . . . Somehow, I suspected that would be the case, having seen the glint of long glasses trained upon us as the big ship approached.
The boat comes alongside and is secured, and we put a ladder down. Presently the naval officer comes up on deck, and since we are all dressed as simple seamen, no bows and curtsies are exchanged . . . no niceties, either. The six sailors follow the officer aboard.
“I am Lieutenant Pulver of USS Chesapeake. We are here to inspect your vessel,” huffs the very junior and very self-important young lieutenant, his nose high in the air. “Who is Captain here?”
I step forward and say, “This is the Nancy B. Alsop, out of Boston, registered under Faber Shipping Worldwide, an American corporation. I, Jacky Faber, am Captain.”
He looks dubious at that, but says, “You will report your cargo and stand aside.”
“We are northbound for Boston, carrying passengers and a cargo of sponges and goober peas. You may inspect.”
He heads for the hatchway. “Peterman, Krueger,” he orders, “follow me,” and two of the sailors follow him dutifully down. Clarissa and I exchange a secret smile, knowing full well the nature of the passengers.
As they go below, Marine Second Lieutenant Randall Trevelyne comes on deck, as I suspected he would, looking magnificent in the new United States Marines’ deep blue uniform with the high leather collar and white clay anchors affixed thereon.
Clarissa gasps upon seeing him, and her back goes ramrod straight and her eyes go hooded. I feel a slight pang of guilt—I knew that Randall was aboard this vessel, but I did not tell Clarissa—I could have warned her that he would arrive, but hey, all’s fair in love and war, right?
“Lieutenant Trevelyne,” I simper, doing a mock curtsy. “So good to see you again. Surely you remember my classmate Miss Clarissa Howe?”
When I first arrived in Boston to attend the Lawson Peabody, right after I got booted off the Dolphin, Clarissa and Randall had been engaged to be married, and I resolved to mess that up for Amy’s sake, which I did. Was I wise in doing that? I don’t know. I was very young and very impulsive . . .
Clarissa acknowledges Randall’s bow with a slight dip, but the eyes do not go downcast, oh no, they don’t . . . Instead, they burn into his.
“Well,” says Randall, “this is one scene I never expected to see—the two of you together, and not at each other’s throats.”
“You are seeing it now, Randall,” I say. “And, if you’d like to follow us, we can have a bit of a snack.”
I catch Joannie’s eye and signal for wine and food, and she scurries off to see Jemimah. Then sounds come from below . . .
Oh, isn’t he the most darling little navy officer! And these fine sailor boys! Let me show you my darling cabin! And you, too, yes . . .
Randall cocks an eye at me in question.
“Another batch of girls for Mrs. Bodeen’s, fresh up from New Orleans,” I say by way of explanation.
Randall laughs and turns to the remaining four sailors left on the deck. “Best go down and see to Lieutenant Pulver, lads, and you might find a bit of fun.”
There are more squeals of feminine delight as four more swabs plunge down the hatchway.
“There, that takes care of them,” says Randall. “I think we may go below now.”
We do so and seat ourselves about my little table. Joannie comes in with a tray of wineglasses, a bottle of Madeira, and some small sweet cakes.
She pours and we all lift glasses to each other.
“Cheers, Jacky,” says Randall. “Clarissa.”
“To your health, Lieutenant,” say I.
“Save it, Randall,” says Clarissa.
“Well put, dear,” retorts Randall.
“Knock it off, you two. That was then and this is now,” I say sternly.
“True,” says Randall. He lifts his glass and drains it. “Ahhhh . . . . Haven’t had anything that good in a long time. The United States Navy is not big on creature comforts. Perhaps I should jump ship and join your crew. From the sounds below decks, it looks like you’re on a rather jolly cruise.” Joannie refills his glass. “Now, how is my lovely Polly Von?”
“She is well and looks forward to your return.”
“That is good. We expect to dock in Boston in two weeks. If you see her before I do, please tender my warmest wishes.”
“I will do so,” I say. “Now tell me the thing about the Leopard.”
His face darkens and loses all vestige of cheer.
“Disgraceful business. We stood there in dishonor. We were stopped and boarded and men were taken off our ship, and we did not put up a fight. One shot, one shot is all we were able to get off.”
“Just one shot, my God,” I whisper.
“Right. Captain Barron refused to fight. He hauled down our colors and gave up the ship, and let the British take the men and sail off. The Leopard’s Captain hanged one of them for desertion in our plain sight, a sight I shall never forget. We took heavy damage, with three men killed and eighteen wounded. During the engagement, such as it was, I had the damned English bastard in my sights as I stood on the foretop with my men, but I was not allowed to fire.”
I lay my hand on Randall’s arm. “These things happen, Randall. It is not your fault.”
“I know, but I do desire satisfaction. However, fifteen officers, including our new commander, Captain Stephen Decatur, have already challenged Captain Barron to duel on the field of honor, and so I must stand in line and wait my turn. Still, it rankles me . . . the shame, the shame . . . and it enrages many in the service and many in the government, and if our two countries once again take up arms against each other, it will be in part because of the Chesapeake–Leopard affair. Count on it.”
I have no doubt of that—male honor and all . . .
“But I hope with all my heart that it does not come to that, Randall, for I cannot bear to think of it,” I say. “Now let us talk of more pleasant things.”
“Very well,” says Randall, brightening. “I informed Captain Decatur of who you are, and he has invited you over for dinner. Full dress, Jacky, and you know what I mean. Let’s give ’em a bit of a jolt, eh?”
He gives me a wink on that and then turns to Clarissa. “I am sure the invitation will extend to you as well, Miss Howe.”
Clarissa frosts him with her gaze, but before she can say something spiteful, I say, “We accept, and—”
Just then there is a timid knock and Mr. Pulver, looking slightly disheveled, pokes his head in the doorway and stammers, “Sir, I believe we have conducted our search and found nothing . . . and I think we ought to get the men back.”
“Right you are, Mr. Pulver. Gather the rascals up,” says Randall, rising and bowing to us both. “Ladies, the USS Chesapeake will send a boat over at six o’clock. Will that be convenient? Good. See you then.”
He goes out the hatch just as the sailors are coming up from below. Some are red-faced, a few are smirking, and the last one up, a young sailor hurriedly tucking his shirt into his trousers, whispers to Randall as he crosses the deck to the waiting boat, “Bless you, Sir . . .”
“Here, Clarissa. You can wear the white Empire. It’s thin and cool and shows off your best assets,” I say, pulling the dress out of my narrow closet and laying it across my bed. “Forget stockings, you don’t need ’em, and besides, it’s too hot. Here, get it on. Joannie, get into serving-girl rig.”
“I get to go, too?” she says, hopefully, pulling her shirt over her head.
“Yes, you shall go as our maidservant. You will stand behind our chairs and tend to our needs. You’ll also be in charge of my fiddle and guitar.”
“What? As your servant? I won’t—”
“You’ll do as you’re told,” snarls Clarissa. She has shed her simple sailor gear and pulled the thin white dress down over her head and adjusted it around her, the high waist, just under her br**sts, setting her superstructure off quite nicely. “Amazing, Jacky,” she says, “how we have remained the same size over the years, hmm? Now you, girl, give my hair a bit of a brushup. I am not used to engagements with pirates and fear my appearance is the worst for it. Have you got a pink ribbon? Good. Tie it up with that.”
“You don’t ever have to worry about your appearance, Clarissa,” I say, then turn to our sullen handmaiden. “Joannie, you’ll either do it or you won’t go. You’re too young to be at the Captain’s table, and besides, you weren’t invited. I could take Daniel to perform the role, you know. So decide, girl.”
She fumes, but she does it, picking up the brush and applying it to Clarissa’s hair.
“And besides, Joan Nichols, I am sure there will be many pretty young midshipmen there, and they have not seen a girl in a long, long time.”
I give her a wink on that and turn to my own dressing. I unpack my naval officer’s rig—blue lieutenant’s jacket, frilly white shirt with lace at neck and cuffs, tight white trousers, and black boots. I always carry it with me wherever I go, in case I need it. Yes, the Sin of Vanity, I know, but I am helpless before that particular sin.
After I get out of my sailor suit, I pull the lacy shirt over my head and let it fall to my waist. Then I step into the trousers and say, “Joannie, give me a tuck.”
I wish Higgins were here, but Joannie manages, tucking in the shirttails as I bring up the pants and fasten the waist. Now the boots, and then the jacket. Fasten it down, and on with the medals from my jewel box—first the Legion of Honor on my left breast, then the Trafalgar medal, on its red, white, and blue ribbon, around my neck.
There, all shipshape and Bristol-fashion, I proclaim to myself upon viewing my image in the mirror. Just the way I like it.
I turn to the other two and break out my cosmetic kit.
“Here, Clarissa, a bit of powder for your—”
“I know how to do it,” she says, taking the puff from my hand and applying it to her cheeks and chest. When she is done, I give Joannie a little dusting and then open my bottle of jasmine perfume and dab a little behind each ear and then do the same for Joannie.