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American Gods (American Gods #1) Page 12
Author: Neil Gaiman

Zorya Utrennyaya went out. Czernobog stared at her as she left. "That's a good woman," he said. "Not like her sisters. One of them is a harpy, the other, all she does is sleep." He put his slippered feet up on a long, low coffee table, a chess board inset in the middle, cigarette burns and mug rings on its surface.

"Is she your wife?" asked Shadow.

"She's nobody's wife." The old man sat in silence for a moment, looking down at his rough hands. "No. We are all relatives. We come over here together, long time ago."

From the pocket of his bathrobe, Czernobog produced a pack of unfiltered cigarettes. Wednesday pulled out a narrow gold lighter and lit the old man's cigarette. "First we come to New York," said Czernobog. "All our countrymen go to New York. Then, we come out here, to Chicago. Everything got very bad. Even in the old country, they had nearly forgotten me. Here, I am just a bad memory. You know what I did when I got to Chicago?"

"No," said Shadow.

"I get a job in the meat business. On the kill floor. When the steer comes up the ramp, I was a knocker. You know why we are called knockers? Is because we take the sledgehammer and we knock the cow down with it. Bam! It takes strength in the arms. Yes? Then the shackler chains the beef up, hauls it up, then they cut the throat. They drain the blood first before they cut the head off. We were the strongest, the knockers." He pushed up the sleeve of his bathrobe, flexed his upper arm to display the muscles still visible under the old skin. "Is not just strong though. There was an art to it. To the blow. Otherwise the cow is just stunned, or angry. Then, in the fifties, they give us the bolt gun. You put it to the forehead, bam! bam! Now you think, anybody can kill. Not so." He mimed putting a metal bolt through a cow's head. "It still takes skill." He smiled at the memory, displaying an iron-colored tooth.

"Don't tell them cow-killing stories." Zorya Utrennyaya carried in their coffee on a red wooden tray, in small brightly enameled cups. She gave them each a cup, then sat beside Czernobog.

"Zorya Vechernyaya is doing shopping," she said. "She will be soon back."

"We met her downstairs," said Shadow. "She says she tells fortunes."

"Yes," said her sister. "In the twilight, that is the time for lies. I do not tell good lies, so I am a poor fortune-teller. And our sister, Zorya Polunochnaya, she can't tell no lies at all."

The coffee was even sweeter and stronger than Shadow had expected.

Shadow excused himself to use the bathroom-a closet-like room, hung with several brown-spotted framed photographs of men and women in stiff Victorian poses. It was early afternoon, but already the daylight was beginning to fade. He heard voices raised from down the hall. He washed his hands in icy-cold water with a sickly-smelling sliver of pink soap.

Czernobog was standing in the hall as Shadow came out.

"You bring trouble!" he was shouting. "Nothing but trouble! I will not listen! You will get out of my house!"

Wednesday was still sitting on the sofa, sipping his coffee, stroking the gray cat. Zorya Utrennyaya stood on the thin carpet, one hand nervously twining in and out of her long yellow hair.

"Is there a problem?" asked Shadow.

"He is the problem!" shouted Czernobog. "He is! You tell him that there is nothing will make me help him! I want him to go! I want him out of here! Both of you go!"

"Please," said Zorya Utrennyaya. "Please be quiet, you wake up Zorya Polunochnaya."

"You are like him, you want me to join his madness!" shouted Czernobog. He looked as if he was on the verge of tears. A pillar of ash tumbled from his cigarette onto the threadbare hall carpet.

Wednesday stood up, walked over to Czernobog. He rested his hand on Czernobog's shoulder. "Listen," he said, peaceably. "Firstly, it's not madness. It's the only way. Secondly, everyone will be there. You would not want to be left out, would you?"

"You know who I am," said Czernobog. "You know what these hands have done. You want my brother, not me. And he's gone."

A door in the hallway opened, and a sleepy female voice said, "Is something wrong?"

"Nothing is wrong, my sister," said Zorya Utrennyaya. "Go back to sleep." Then she turned to Czernobog. "See? See what you do with all your shouting? You go back in there and sit down. Sit!" Czernobog looked as if he were about to protest; and then the fight went out of him. He looked frail, suddenly: frail, and lonely.

The three men went back into the shabby sitting room. There was a brown nicotine ring around that room that ended about a foot from the ceiling, like the tide line in an old bathtub.

"It doesn't have to be for you," said Wednesday to Czernobog, unfazed. "If it is for your brother, it's for you as well. That's one place you dualistic types have it over the rest of us, eh?"

Czernobog said nothing.

"Speaking of Bielebog, have you heard anything from him?"

Czernobog shook his head. He looked up at Shadow. "Do you have a brother?"

"No," said Shadow. "Not that I know of."

"I have a brother. They say, you put us together, we are like one person, you know? When we are young, his hair, it is very blond, very light, his eyes are blue, and people say, he is the good one. And my hair it is very dark, darker than yours even, and people say I am the rogue, you know? I am the bad one. And now time passes, and my hair is gray. His hair, too, I think, is gray. And you look at us, you would not know who was light, who was dark."

"Were you close?" asked Shadow.

"Close?" asked Czernobog. "No. How could we be? We cared about such different things."

There was a clatter from the end of the hall, and Zorya Vechemyaya came in. "Supper in one hour," she said. Then she went out.

Czernobog sighed. "She thinks she is a good cook," he said. "She was brought up, there were servants to cook. Now, there are no servants. There is nothing."

"Not nothing," said Wednesday. "Never nothing."

"You," said Czernobog. "I shall not listen to you." He turned to Shadow. "Do you play checkers?" he asked.

"Yes," said Shadow.

"Good. You shall play checkers with me," he said, taking a wooden box of pieces from the mantelpiece and shaking them out onto the table. "I shall play black."

Wednesday touched Shadow's arm. "You don't have to do this, you know," he said.

"Not a problem. I want to," said Shadow. Wednesday shrugged, and picked up an old copy of Reader's Digest from a small pile of yellowing magazines on the windowsill.

Czernobog's brown fingers finished arranging the pieces on the squares, and the game began.

In the days that were to come, Shadow often found himself remembering that game. Some nights he dreamed of it. His flat, round pieces were the color of old, dirty wood, nominally white. Czernobog's were a dull, faded black. Shadow was the first to move. In his dreams, there was no conversation as they played, just the loud click as the pieces were put down, or the hiss of wood against wood as they were slid from square to adjoining square.

For the first half dozen moves each of the men slipped pieces out onto the board, into the center, leaving the back rows untouched. There were pauses between the moves, long, chesslike pauses, while each man watched, and thought.

Shadow had played checkers in prison: it passed the time. He had played chess, too, but he was not temperamentally suited to planning ahead. He preferred picking the perfect move for the moment. You could win in checkers like that, sometimes.

There was a click as Czernobog picked up a black piece and jumped it over one of Shadow's white pieces. The old man picked up Shadow's white piece and put it on the table at the side of the board.

"First blood. You have lost," said Czernobog. "The game is done."

"No," said Shadow. "Game's got a long way to go yet."

"Then would you care for a wager? A little side bet, to make it more interesting?"

"No," said Wednesday, without looking up from a "Humor in Uniform" column. "He wouldn't."

"I am not playing with you, old man. I play with him. So, you want to bet on the game, Mister Shadow?"

"What were you two arguing about, before?" asked Shadow.

Czernobog raised a craggy eyebrow. "Your master wants me to come with him. To help him with his nonsense. I would rather die."

"You want to bet? Okay. If I win, you come with us."

The old man pursed his lips. "Perhaps," he said. "But only if you take my forfeit, when you lose."

"And that would be?"

There was no change in Czernobog's expression. "If I win, I get to knock your brains out. With the sledgehammer. First you go down on your knees. Then I hit you a blow with it, so you don't get up again." Shadow looked at the man's old face, trying to read him. He was not joking, Shadow was certain of that: there was a hunger there for something, for pain, or death, or retribution.

Wednesday closed the Reader's Digest. "This is ridiculous," he said. "I was wrong to come here. Shadow, we're leaving." The gray cat, disturbed, got to its feet and stepped onto the table beside the checkers game. If stared at the pieces, then leapt down onto the floor and, tail held high, it stalked from the room.

"No," said Shadow. He was not scared of dying. After all, it was not as if he had anything to live for. 'It's fine. I accept. If you win the game, you get the chance to knock my brains out with one blow of your sledgehammer," and he moved his next white piece to the adjoining square on the edge of the board.

Nothing more was said, but Wednesday did not pick up his Reader's Digest again. He watched the game with his glass eye and his true eye, with an expression that betrayed nothing.

Czernobog took another of Shadow's pieces. Shadow took two of Czernobog's. From the corridor came the smell of unfamiliar foods cooking. While not all of the smells were appetizing, Shadow realized suddenly how hungry he was.

The two men moved their pieces, black and white, turn and turnabout. A flurry of pieces taken, a blossoming of two-piece-high kings: no longer forced to move only forward on the board, a sideways slip at a time, the kings could move forward or back, which made them doubly dangerous. They had reached the farthest row, and could go where they wanted. Czernobog had three kings, Shadow had two.

Czernobog moved one of his kings around the board, eliminating Shadow's remaining pieces, while using the other two kings to keep Shadow's kings pinned down.

And then Czernobog made a fourth king, and returned down the board to Shadow's two kings, and, unsmiling, took them both. And that was that.

"So," said Czernobog. "I get to knock out your brains. And you will go on your knees willingly. Is good." He reached out an old hand, and patted Shadow's arm with it.

"We've still got time before dinner's ready," said Shadow. "You want another game? Same terms?"

Czernobog lit another cigarette, from a kitchen box of matches. "How can it be same terms? You want I should kill you twice?"

"Right now, you have one blow, that's all. You told me yourself that it's not just strength, it's skill too. This way, if you win this game, you get two blows to my head."

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