Since Angie’s mother was a senator’s wife with very particular ideas about what her little girl’s wedding should look like—not to mention a huge and energetic staff to help pull it all together—my utter lack of resourcefulness was not a problem.
My role had been limited to drinking with the bride, calming wedding day jitters, and organizing the bachelorette party with Sloane.
Maybe not traditional, but it worked for us.
“Speaking of,” I said, glancing at my watch. “Aren’t you supposed to be doing something incredibly important and wedding planning-ish this afternoon? Your mom told me that Sloane and I could only have you for three hours, and since I was late getting here . . .”
I might not have the traditional maid of honor job, but I figured if I could keep the bride on schedule and her mother happy, then I was more than earning my keep.
She pulled out her phone to check the time herself, then cursed. “Okay, then,” she said, before downing the last of her drink in one long swallow. “Don’t have too much fun without me.”
“Damn,” Sloane said with a quick glance in my direction. “That kills our plans for the afternoon.”
Angie rolled her eyes, then left. As soon as she was out the door, Sloane held up her hand to signal the bartender for another round.
“Are you crazy?” I asked.
“A little,” she admitted. “And we’ll be here at least another hour or two, so you have plenty of time to sober up. You’re not working tonight, are you?”
“Tomorrow morning,” I said, then made a face. When I’d first taken the job at Perk Up, it had been because the coffee shop was close to the Northwestern campus, and I’d been targeting a certain senator’s daughter who I thought might be gullible enough and bored enough to get pulled into a scheme I’d been concocting around a fake multilevel marketing operation.
I’d tabled the plan once I’d actually gotten to know that senator’s daughter, and to this day, Angie doesn’t know that a plan for larceny was the instigating factor in what became a BFF kind of relationship.
The point being that I had never intended to remain at the coffee shop. But once the sheen of my cons had worn off, I needed a way to earn money. The hours were decent even if the pay was crappy, and I liked having the freedom to do my own thing when most people were pulling a nine-to-five. Besides, I was already on the payroll, and the idea of looking for another job made my head ache.
For years, I’d been telling my dad that he should get out of the grift. That he was getting too old and that there was no point in taking the risk when he should have more than enough cash stockpiled from his various successes over the years to allow him to live comfortably in Palm Beach or someplace equally retirement friendly.
So it was particularly ironic that I became the one to get out of the business first—more or less, anyway. But the “less” side of that equation was growing more every day, and once I closed on the house I was going to have to schedule a serious talk with myself about my life, my future, and everything.
Because once I had roots, I couldn’t continue to run cons—even loose, easy ones that I set up primarily for my own amusement and to keep myself on my game.
Like my dad always said, only fish poop where they live. Maybe not the most classy of statements, but he was right. And that was the reason we never stayed in one place when I was a kid.
“Where did you go?” Sloane asked, and I turned my attention toward her, only to find her peering intently into my face. “I asked about the coffee shop and you took off for someplace a million miles away.”
“Sorry. I’ve just been less than satisfied with my job lately.”
“I could talk to Tyler. We might be able to use you.”
The bartender brought our drinks, and I took a long sip of mine before answering. “I think what you do is exceptionally cool,” I said. “But it’s not me. And I’d end up resenting you because I’d be doing filing and correspondence and you’d be out taking surveillance photos while hanging upside down from lampposts.”
As a former cop, Sloane was well qualified to work in the knights’ high-end investigation and security company. Me, not so much. Not unless I wanted to be a consultant on the fine art of fraud. Which, of course, I didn’t.
“I rarely hang upside down,” Sloane said. “But I get what you’re saying. Got anything in mind?”
“Maybe,” I said. The truth was I’d been toying with a possible new career option, pulling the idea out from time to time and taking it on a mental spin around the block. So far, I was still intrigued. But not enough to talk about it. Not yet. I was still in that magical honeymoon phase. I’d talk about it once the sheen had worn off and I was ready to knuckle down and think about whether or not I could really make it work.
And speaking of honeymoons . . .
“It’s not me we need to be discussing,” I said. “We have a party to plan. And we ought to do it while we’ve still got a buzz,” I added, with a nod to our glasses.
The trouble with having a bridegroom who owned a strip club was that it took the wow-factor out of taking the bride to a strip club, even one of the male variety. But with the Manhattans flowing through our veins, Sloane and I decided that a hot-guy version of Destiny could be just the ticket. And, because we were totally juiced, we also decided that bringing Angie to Destiny afterward and having her put on her own little show for Evan would be even more amusing.
Only time would tell if it was a good plan, or just one of those schemes that sounds fabulous when you’re plastered.