Butch grinned to himself, looking way too self-satisfied for Logan’s taste.
“I need sex toys,” Logan blurted.
Butch didn’t bat an eyelash. “Okay. What kind?”
“All kinds. All sizes. For both men and women.”
“Got it,” Butch said.
“Isn’t weed legal for recreational use in Montana?”
Butch’s mustache twitched. “Nope.”
“Damn. Can you get me some anyway?”
“Logan,” Butch began his long-winded rehearsed speech about rock star vices.
“Fine,” Logan said. “But when we get to Colorado this weekend . . .” He didn’t want to get busted for illegal drugs and suffer the fury of Sam Baily’s wrath, but if it was legal? Sign him up for some of that shit.
Butch nodded in defeat. He had a long standing rule about refusing to obtain illegal substances for anyone while they were on tour, but he couldn’t use that as an excuse in this case. “Just don’t bring it on the bus. We don’t want to cross state lines with it.”
Logan patted him on the back. “Thata boy.”
“Anything else?”
Logan sneaked a glance at Toni, and his heart fluttered at the sight of her. “What do women like? As gifts, I mean.”
“Besides sex toys and weed?”
Logan laughed and whacked Butch on the back again. “Yeah, besides sex toys and weed.”
Butch ticked off items on his thick fingers. “Flowers, candy, jewelry, lingerie.”
“Okay, get her some of that stuff. What else?”
“It would probably mean more to her if you picked out something specific to her.”
Logan pursed his lips and twisted them to one side, trying to think of something special. He snapped his fingers when he remembered something uniquely Toni. “Socks,” he said, pointing at Butch to emphasize his own brilliance.
Butch’s eyes narrowed as he stared at Logan. “Socks?”
“Yeah, get her a bunch of socks.”
“Okaaay,” Butch drawled. “And I thought I’d never be asked for anything weirder than a gold-plated toilet seat.”
“Do you think Toni would like one of those?” Logan teased. “Her ass is precious to me.”
“Nah,” Butch said, shaking his head. “I’m sure she’d think it odd.” He lowered his voice and said under his breath, “Not as odd as socks.”
“And I’ll need a supply of all my usual junk food.”
“You don’t even have to ask. It’s already in your room.”
“And I have an unusual craving for strawberry shortcake.”
“That is unusual,” Butch said, grinning to himself as he jotted a note on his schedule. “Got it.”
Logan was going to write Butch into his will.
“Are you still going white-water rafting tomorrow?” Butch asked.
Logan scowled. He’d completely forgotten he’d scheduled a day trip with a couple of buddies he’d met while rafting the Mad Mile a few years before. Every time he came through Montana, the three of them headed down the Gallatin River. But not this time. He’d much rather spend all day in bed, though he planned to get little rest. “I’m going to have to cancel.”
“I’ll take care of it,” Butch said, his grin broadening.
“Thanks for having my back, man,” Logan said as he slugged him affectionately.
“Any time.”
Butch pulled out his cellphone to work his usual magic, and Logan headed to the back of the bus to join the others. There were no available seats, so he stood behind Toni and stroked her hair. He didn’t understand his inexplicable need to touch her at all times. It was as baffling to him as it apparently was to the three men gawking at him from around the semicircular booth. The only guy on the bus who seemed to understand his fixation was Trey Mills. Trey offered him a curt nod and knowing smile before wrapping an arm around Reagan’s shoulders and tugging her closer to him in the booth. She giggled when Trey whispered in her ear. They both turned their heads to look to the back of the bus where the door to the lounge stood ajar. Before Logan could blink, the lovers had risen from the table, sprinted through the open door, and slid it shut with a definitive bang.
“And there he goes again,” Dare said with resigned sigh.
“At least you aren’t competing with Ethan today,” Steve said. His gaze darted to Toni. “I mean, those two guys are great friends, you know?”
“Inseparable,” Dare agreed.
“I know about their polyamorous relationship,” Toni said, munching on a plain potato chip. “Reagan told me. So you don’t have to worry about guarding what you say. Why isn’t Ethan here with them?”
“I’m sure he wanted to be, but he’s with the rest of the security team securing the hotel before we arrive,” Max said.
“Are you guys really in that much danger?” Toni asked, pausing with her sandwich halfway to her mouth.
“There have been incidents,” Max said, drawing his brows together.
“There are a lot of crazies out in the world,” Logan said. “And for some reason, we attract them.”
Toni reached into her pocket and pulled out her recording device. She set it on the table in plain sight. A red light blinked steadily on its top. Logan wondered how long the thing had been recording.
“What kind of incidents?” Toni asked, her gaze on Max.
“He’s usually bothered by beautiful women,” Steve said. “I’m the one that crazy dudes want to pick fights with for no reason.”
“Can’t blame a guy for wanting to smack the smug off your face,” Logan said.
“I’m not smug.”
“So you’ve been in a lot of fights?” Toni asked.
“A few,” Steve said vaguely, his gaze trained on the ceiling as he took a draw off his beer.
A few? The guy had been in more fights than Mike Tyson. And he rarely instigated them. Dudes really did pick fights with him for no reason.
Getting no further details from Steve, Toni turned her attention back to Max. “I assume women do some pretty desperate stunts to get you to take them to your bed.”
“They try,” Logan said.
“Max is very discriminating when it comes to bed partners,” Dare said, nudging Max, who was seated beside him, with his elbow.
“I believe in quality over quantity,” Max said, looking amused as he scratched his nose with the back of his hand.