“You two have been gone forever. What were you doing?” the blonde asked.
“Umm. Well.” Lord, Tamara was awful at lying.
“I gave Tamara a neck and shoulders massage and her headache is much better,” Elec said, casually dropping into his empty chair next to Nikki.
“Yeah, it’s much better.” Tamara took her seat, feeling heat in her cheeks and the weight of Suzanne’s curious stare.
“Can you pass me the wine?” Nikki asked Elec. “I want to see how many calories are in it.”
“Sure.” Elec handed her the bottle.
Nikki wrinkled her nose at Elec. “You smell like balloons. Like . . . what is that stuff they make balloons from?”
“Latex,” Ty said, struggling to contain a grin.
“Yeah, you smell like latex. Why?”
Tamara was going to die. She was going to slide down off her chair and collapse in a puddle under Ryder’s dining room table.
“They were practicing safe massage technique,” Ryder said.
“Oh.” Nikki’s brow furrowed.
“Can I have that pie server sitting next to you, Elec?” Suzanne asked.
Tamara loved her best friend more at that moment than possibly any other. “You made pie?
That’s awesome, I can’t wait to have a piece.”
“I can’t wait to have a piece of Suzanne’s pie either,” Ryder said, with a tone that made it clear he hadn’t left the subject of sex behind.
“Sure, Suzanne,” Elec said, looking like he intended to just ignore all the innuendos and brazen right through the party. He handed her the pie server.
“Did you wash your hands?” Ty asked, eyeing the server exchange.
Oh. My. God.
Elec glared at Ty. “Yes.”
Tamara could vouch that he had since she’d seen him do it post-condom removal, but if she said anything, it would be like confessing there was a reason he needed to wash his hands so she kept her lips clamped shut.
“Because you know, I’m just thinking that maybe you shouldn’t be touching the utensils . .
.” Ty said.
Suzanne dropped the pie server, leaned clear across the table, and picked up a knife that was lying unused next to Nikki’s plate of lettuce.
“But now you’ve touched the pie server,” Ryder pointed out to her.
To which Suzanne turned, picked up the pie, and slammed it straight into Ryder’s face.
“That’s the last pie you’re ever getting from me,” she said, sounding thoroughly satisfied.
Tamara figured maybe it was time to call the victory properly celebrated and head on home.
“Well, thanks for a lovely evening,” she said, shoving back her chair and standing, while Ty laughed hysterically and Ryder swiped chunks of apple and piecrust off his face.
“Congrats again, boys, on a fabulous one-two-three finish.
“Call me,” she said to the room at large, hoping Suzanne and Elec—the two she actually wanted to contact her—would figure out she meant them.
But of course it was Nikki who answered. “I don’t have your number,” she said.
“Well, Ty has it,” Tamara said, not ever wanting to engage in any sort of phone conversation with Nikki, but not wanting to be rude either.
She gave a seething Suzanne a half-hug, then got the hell out of there.
Tamara was in her car putting the key in the ignition when her cell phone beeped to indicate a text message.
It was from Elec.
I think we’re the only two to walk away from this dinner satisfied.
Tamara laughed. He had a point. She texted him back.
I agree. ?
She was pulling out when he responded so she paused at the bottom of the driveway and read it.
I’m glad you had a headache.
If that was the end result, she was going to be faking a lot of headaches in Elec’s presence.
CHAPTER EIGHT
BY the following Monday afternoon, Tamara didn’t need to fake a headache. She had the real thing again.
The day after the dinner party, she’d gotten a call from Petey’s school saying that he was running a fever, and by Wednesday, it had been clear he had the chicken pox. She had spent almost a week solid with a cranky, itchy kid who, while still unable to go back to school, was to the point of boredom. And now Hunter was in the fever phase, and Tamara expected pox to appear at any given second.
Tamara was exhausted, stir-crazy, and nervously eyeing the number of sick days she had left at work. Her mother-in-law had stayed with Petey three days the previous week, but she was serving jury duty this week and wasn’t going to be able to watch the kids at all. Tamara had lined up her father-in-law for watching Hunter at the end of the week, hoping Petey would be back in school by then and Hunter would be past the worst of it. But until then, she was on her own, which meant actually missing two days of administering final exams at school, and she swore if she never had to clean the tub again after yet another gooey oatmeal bath, she would die a happy woman.
Calling Elec that morning to cancel had been depressing as hell, even if he had been understanding about it. She could really, really appreciate someone cooking her dinner at the moment since she was about to OD on peanut butter and jelly. Not to mention, she could use the neck and head massage, along with whatever might happen to come after that in the form of nudity and Elec’s erection inside her.
But there was reality and there was reality. No room for anything else in her life at the moment, and while she was worn out and experiencing major cabin fever, she was grateful that she could be the one there comforting her kids and soothing their itching.
Even when they could turn whining into an art form.
“I’m bored,” Petey said, lolling around on the couch and tangling himself up in his blankets. He had six DVDs scattered around him as he was trying to make a choice for a movie, but clearly none of them appealed in the slightest. He took a sip from the water bottle she’d given him and made a face. “I want the purple juice, not the red. This is gross!”
From the other couch, Hunter made little sounds of distress in her feverish sleep, then leaned over half-asleep and threw up onto the carpet, missing the basin set out for that purpose by a solid two feet.
Tamara loved her children. She wouldn’t trade them for all of Bill Gates’s assets. She wouldn’t trade them for a perfect man, a perfect body, or eternal youth.
But was there really anything so wrong with mourning the loss of an hour of rip-roarin’, boot stompin’ good sex with a hot race car driver?