"What?" Eve looked tired under the makeup, as if she hadn't slept much. "What are you talking about?"
"Mr. Hottie McGorgeous just walking away. He was way into you, and you didn't even smile at him."
Eve held up her hand and tapped the ring on her finger. "Anti-flirting device," she said. "It works."
"Oh, come on-it wouldn't keep you from smiling!"
"I just wasn't feeling it." But that wasn't it, and Claire knew it. There was a piece of paper on the counter, turned facedown, but the water had soaked through in places, and she saw tombstones drawn on it. Before Eve could stop her, Claire reached over and took it.
They were the same four tombstones as on the flyers that kept appearing at the Glass House, only this one was more personal. It had an arrow pointing at Eve's grave, with the words, Soon, bitch written above it.
Eve shrugged. "It was on the counter when I got here for work."
"Sorry," Claire said. "People are asses."
"Mostly," Eve agreed. "Mocha, then?"
"Just hot cocoa." Claire took the flyer she'd grabbed at Common Grounds out of her bag and put it on the counter, avoiding the drips of spilled drinks. "Did you see this?"
Eve mixed the cocoa and read the paper at the same time, which was pretty impressive. "Write-in candidates. well , that's an easy one. They'll just pick whoever they want and write the bal ots the way they want them to come out. And we bother voting why?"
"We can't let that be the way things go," Claire said earnestly. "We have to get people together to demand a free and fair election, counted by humans."
"You have an impressive amount of crazy in that head. How exactly would you do that? Because I guarantee you, if you set up a Facebook page, they'l kil it before you can refresh the screen. And don't even think about Twitter."
It was true; the vampires had a headlock on the electronic communications in town, and that stumped Claire for a moment. "Old school," she said finally. "Captain Obvious is still around, right?" Captain Obvious was a little like the Spartacus of Morganville.... He was the guy in charge of organizing and leading the human resistance, in whatever form it took. Captain Obvious as an individual usually didn't last long, but a new one was always waiting in the wings.
"Wel , in theory, I guess," Eve said. "Last one ran for it before the barriers went back up around town. Last I heard, though, there was nobody in charge of the human underground anymore, so it's pretty much done for...not that it ever made any difference in the first place. Bunch of disorganized losers, mostly. well , except for that one time they saved our lives. But if he's still around, maybe he's the one sending us the die- already notices, so maybe not an asset."
Claire blinked and sipped the hot cocoa Eve handed her. Nobody was in line behind her, so she lingered at the counter. "The old Captain Obvious was outed, anyway. Everybody knew who he was. What if there was a new one? A secret one?"
"Sweetie, I'm pretty sure I'd have heard. I hear everything." But Claire wasn't listening now; her brain was firing off a chain of bril iant, random flashes, putting things together, planning-until Eve snapped fingers in front of her eyes and she realized Eve was saying something along the lines of Earth to whatever planet you're circling.
"Sorry," Claire said. She smiled slowly. "I think I've got it."
"Swine flu? The answer to cold fusion? An aneurysm?"
"How do we get vampires not to ignore the results of the election?"
"You can't."
"Unless the results are what they want to see," Claire said. "Then they'd just announce them, right? They wouldn't bother to fake anything."
"True." Eve was eyeing her doubtfully. Very doubtfully. "What the hel are you thinking, CB?"
"We write in someone who is exactly what they want: a human connected to an old Morganville family. But one who isn't afraid to get in the faces of the vamps."
"Okay, maybe we need to walk this backward, because you're not making any sense at all," Claire said, and held Eve's stare for long enough that she saw the light begin to-kind of dreadfully-dawn. "Shane?" her best friend said, and covered her ink blue lips with one pale hand. "You can't run Shane for mayor. Come on! Shane's the exact opposite of political!"
"I'm not talking about him," Claire interrupted. "But there's somebody else in this town who's perfectly qualified. And perfectly unqualified at the same time. And if anyone knows about causing chaos in this town, it's her."
Silence. Dead, utter silence. Eve blinked, blinked again, and finally said, "What?"
But Claire was already walking away, humming softly under her breath, feeling for the first time in months that she had something actually going the right way in Morganville.
Ironic, really.
Chapter FOUR
CLAIRE
True to her word, Monica came to the gym ready to work, which was a bit of a shocker; Claire hardly recognized her. No makeup. Dark hair tied back in a plain, thick ponytail. Okay, the tight workout gear was still name brand, and her athletic shoes had a basketbal star's name on them, but this was definitely Monica unplugged.
And she was shockingly good at punching things. Even Shane was impressed, after about two minutes of watching her hit the heavy bag with a flurry of well -placed jabs, elbows, and kicks.
"She's not bad," Shane admitted as Monica continued to pummel the target. "Good form. Hel of a right."
"Yeah, she got it beating up other kids, didn't she?"
Shane sent her a slightly embarrassed look. "I'm allfor peace and love, babe, but I'm just talking technique, here." He went back to studying Monica with calm assessment, arms folded. "She's been working on it."
She had, no doubt about it. When Monica finished on the heavy bag after the required five minutes, panting and sweating, she sent Shane a triumphant look as she swigged some water. "See?" she said. "Not bad, right?"
"Don't get cocky," he said. "Hey, Aliyah? Got a minute?" He gestured to a tal , rangy girl who was shadow punching in the corner. She turned, and her dark eyes fel on Monica, and widened. "Monica needs a sparring partner."
"Wait," Monica said, and turned to him. "I thought you were-"
"I'm the sensei here, and you fight who I say you'l fight," Shane said, with entirely too much relish.
"But she-"
"Problem, Monica?" His smile was brutal, and Monica pressed her lips into a thin line and shook her head. She walked to the roped-off sparring area as Aliyah took her place inside.
"Let me guess," Claire said. "Monica bul ied Aliyah."
"You couldn't throw a rock in Morganville without hitting somebody who fits that description," Shane said. "But nobody's bul ied Aliyah in, I don't know, at least five years-okay, let's have a clean fight, girls!"
It wasn't.
Aliyah took about ten seconds to lay Monica out. It was a violent bal et of fake, strike, fade-almost surgical, really. Two fast, accurate punches -face and midsection-and a leg sweep, and Monica was on her back, staring dazed at the ceiling while Aliyah danced backward without a mark on her. Aliyah dropped her defense and looked at Shane, who shrugged.
"Thanks," he said. "Tel s me what I needed to know."
He climbed in the ring as Aliyah got out, and he crouched down next to Monica, who was making no effort at alltoward getting up. "Something broken?" he asked. She shook her head. "Then stand up."
"Help?" She held out her hand, but he straightened up and backed off. Monica groaned. "You son of a-"
"C'mon, you whiner. Up."
She climbed clumsily back to her feet and braced herself against the ropes a moment. "That bitch sucker-punched me." She felt her lip. "If I swell up-"
"You'l deserve it," Shane said, "because your defense was crap. Are you complaining, or training?"
Claire leaned against the pole and watched, mostly; Shane was a good teacher, patient but not kind, and he showed Monica with brutal and cheerful efficiency that bullying didn't really equal fighting. It was a relatively short lesson-about an hour-but at the end of it Monica was a disheveled, staggering mess. When Shane finally said, "Okay, enough for today," she flopped backward onto the floor as if she might never get up under her own power again.