“Yeah?”
“Yep. Heard it not too long ago and I’ve been saving it for just the right moment.”
I grinned. “Waiting.”
“You’re a work of art.” He paused. “I’d like to nail you to the wall.”
“Oh my God.” I laughed loudly. “That is so terrible. Holy crap.”
Ren chuckled. “I know. Now get off me so the hard-on of the century goes away.”
I laughed again and then rose from his lap, but I didn’t go too easy on him. Reaching down, I found that hard-on of the century and squeezed him. His harsh groan echoed in the room.
“You hussy,” he muttered.
Grinning, I let go and backed away. “Whatever.”
Ren closed his eyes and appeared to count under his breath. “It’s not really warm outside. Heads up,” he said.
“Thanks for the weather update.” I turned to the closet and grabbed a black thermal, pulling it on. Then I grabbed my weapons and secured the thorn stake to my calf, hidden under the leg of my pants.
Ren was walking a little stiffly as we left the bedroom, and when he stopped at the door, his eyes narrowed on my smile.
“Be right back,” I told him, then walked into the kitchen. Tink was nowhere to be found, and my laptop was missing. Cereal crumbs remained on the counter. Some things never changed. I rapped my knuckles on his door. “Tink?”
“Yo,” he yelled back, and it sounded like normal Tink, not full-sized Tink.
“We’re heading to work,” I told him, shifting my weight from one foot to the next. “I just wanted—”
The door suddenly opened, and Tink appeared, his wings moving lazily. “You’re letting me know? That’s different. Typically you just leave without saying anything.”
I frowned at him as I noticed he was wearing a pair of doll gym shorts, and they were tiny, like disco-dancing tiny. And they were satiny and silver. Wow. “I’ve told you—”
“You’re worried about me because of what happened with the knight. Don’t worry. I can take care of myself.” Floating forward, he flicked the tip of my nose. “Be careful, and tell Ren he is more than welcome to stay at his own place tonight.” Then he closed the door in my face.
I was so not telling Ren that.
“Everything okay?” he asked when I joined him.
“Yeah, I was just checking on Tink.” I paused as I grabbed my bag and draped the strap over my shoulder. “I’ll admit,” I said in a low voice, “I’m a little worried about leaving him here. He doesn’t have the thorn stake like last time.”
Ren opened his mouth, seemed to think carefully about what he was going to say, and then closed it. “I’m sure he’ll be okay.”
“Uh huh.”
He smiled crookedly and opened the door. We headed down the staircase and out across the courtyard. It was chilly outside, cooler than normal, but I wasn’t complaining. Not too long ago I was wishing for a polar vortex to make New Orleans its bitch, but it was unseasonable for this time of year.
The drive into the Quarter wasn’t too bad as it was a pretty decent time in the afternoon. I swore I saw someone in a T-Rex costume mowing grass, though.
Somehow, by some kind of magical happening, Ren nabbed a parking spot in the garage the Order used, which was closer than usual since there was no parking on Phillips. Typically there weren’t spots available, because locals had figured out you could park there without having to give your keys and car over to someone, but Ren was obviously super special.
“You ready to have this talk with David after the meeting?” Ren asked as we started toward headquarters. “We’re going to be dumping some crap on him.”
That was the understatement of the decade. On the way into the Quarter, we’d decided to hold off on mentioning the unproven community of good fae. We would talk to Jerome first, get a read on him, and see what we could get out of him before going to David.
“He’s not going to be happy that we didn’t call him last night, but at least we can butter him up with the good news of one of the knights being gone.”
“That won’t go a long way.”
I nodded and scanned the streets. Ren did the same. He was looking for fae, but I was keeping an eye out for the prince. So far, we weren’t seeing anything other than a whole lot of tourists underdressed for the cold snap. A block from the headquarters, he reached over and tugged on a curl of mine. I looked at him.
He winked. “I just can’t stop myself from playing with them.”
I knocked his hand away and shook my head. “Save that for later.”
“I don’t know about that.” He reached over, sliding a hand down my back. “Gonna be playing with other things then.”
Oh dear.
The building came into view, and I shook it off while Ren chuckled. One of the newer recruits stood guard outside. Mama Lousy was still closed, which meant we were most likely going to have to visit Jerome at his place. It was probably better that way since the gift shop was wired with video.
I smiled at the new guy, and he nodded in my direction.
“Hey Glenn, what’s going on?” Ren asked as he opened the door.
“Nothing much,” he replied. Glenn was tall and dark-skinned, his head bald and smooth. Sunglasses shielded his eyes and he gave off a great “don’t screw with me” vibe. “Got some new people upstairs.”
“Not surprised about that,” Ren said as I headed into the stairwell.
“Yeah, but these guys are different.”